Lingerie Footballer of the Month

As straight men, we are required by the laws of Man-Hood to love football, beer and women. And somebody has finally figured out the way to put all three together. So what if the lingerie football league will, most likely, vanish after this season has ended? Are you going to miss it? Didn't think so. However, I will miss keeping my eyes fixated on Los Angeles Temptation safety Sarah Frechette. According to the team web page, Sarah hasn't collected one single stat so far this year. But she will still make the All-Sexy Team. She is 26-years old and from Hopkinton, New Hampshire.

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Sexy 20-Something of the Week: Monica Renee

This is Monica Renee. Her age is someplace in the early 20's, maybe 23 according a Myspace page that may or may not be hers. She is from San Diego, Los Angeles and The O.C., according to the same Myspace page. I really hate Myspace. Anyway, she's sexy as all hell, without a doubt. So shut your mouth, don't worry about knowing nothing about her and enjoy the damn pics.

Sexy Teen of the Week: Kimberly Kato

This category is brand new at Head of Fred. Usually, I'd give you a Sexy 20, 30 or 40-Something of the Week. Starting today, but might be ending today, I give you the Sexy Teen of the Week. And the award goes to Kimberly Kato. She was born in Los Angeles, California in 1991. She is a towering 5'4 and tips the scales at 103 lbs. She fantasies about doing two guys on the beach, under the stars. One time at band camp, she went down on a guy and spit the "treat" he gave her out, "One time I spit and the guy looked bumbed. I'll never do that again." She has 287 pairs of shoes and her favorite position is missionary because "That's the most intimate, to me." Her dream guy is a fella who will "tuck me in at night, and fuck me in the morning." She is shy and girly, but also very passionate and erotic. Kimberly, will u marry me?

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Cutie of the Week: Natalie

This is Natalie and she looks as yummy as a slice of mom's apple pie covered in Vanilla ice cream, don't she? It was kind of hard to find a thing about her because, well, all that I know is her first name. And that I call her Sexy Natalie. So if any of you know who she is, drop a dime and give me the 411 so I can give her the mad props that she deserves.

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I love Big Red

There are plenty of people who love winter fresh chewing gum. Or spearmint. Even peppermint. I, however, have always had a sweet spot for Big Red. Something about the sharp cinnamon flavor I've never found elsewhere. As far as women go, I've never even tried to hook-up, date or fall in love with a red head. Don't know why, just never chased the dream. If I ever meet a redhead like the following beauty, done deal. Blondes, brunettes and black haired vixens are all done. I love Big Red, baby,

I love you Jenna.

Born Jenna Marie Massoli on April 9, 1974, Jenna Jameson, as we all know her, is, like, the Oprah Fucking Winfrey of the adult entertainment industry. You know all about her so I fell a run down on her life is not needed. Now, I've always had a thing for Jenna, but I much more admire these following photos than the ones with her jamming vibrating toys, cucumbers or PVC pipe into the promised land we all know as her vagina.

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My Halloween Costume!!!

Like the past 10 years, I have once again waited until the last minute to decide what I will dress as for the giant Halloween party. If I were a female, I think that I wouldn't have had such a dilema with deciding what I wanted to dress as for the night. I could have been any of the following if I sat to pee:

But I don't sit to pee and need to put far too much thought into this one day event. But, I've finally got it. This year, I will be dressed as a Handbra. I just need to find a set of boobies to support. Have fun tonight. And remember to wrap it before you tap it.

(That just might be the stupidest thing I've ever written.)

Jessica Biel SEX!!!!

This is truly 7th Heaven!!!

Jessica Biel Sex Scene
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Sexy 20-Something of the Week: Tori Black

Personally, I have a hard time believing that a 21-year old female is the appropriate age for me to date. Maybe because I'm 31? Or that every younger than myself female I've ever dated has ripped, torn and pissed all over the heart that I gave them. Anyway, this beauty just barley creeps on to the Sexy 20-Something of the Week list. She is Tori Black, born August 26, 1988 (21) on Bainbridge Island, Washington. She got into the industry in 2007 and has already appeared in more than 80 movies. She was also named the Penthouse Pet of the Month for December, 2008.

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*p.s. if you want to see more of Tori, scroll down the page