Friday, February 27, 2009

Fashion Tip #27

Have your honey wear a pair of these to bed this weekend, you'll thank me for it.

A woman of many trades.

Being a woman has got to be tough. With all the things that the fairer sex has to deal with each day (I'm not even going to pretend I know half the shit they deal with) including the crap we, as men, put them through, it's a surprise they keep their sanity.

The following beauty is a singer, song writer, actress, model, fashion designer and the hottest female ever to play the daughter of the President of the United States of America.
(Chasing Liberty)

This coming May, she will release her sixth studio album.
And she's doing it all at the ripe old age of 24. Well, 24 until April 10th.

Ladies and Gentleman, Mandy Moore.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Fashion Tip #16-26

Today, it's been decided that since the winter months are starting to draw to an end and summer is only a dry keg or two away, we'll start increasing the number of Fashion Tips given. Please be sure to follow at least one of the following.
(I'm pretty sure you all will know which one I'm talking about.)

Dress to Impress: Have an outfit like this and being able to wear it like this girl, would rake in some serious cool kid points.

Physical Appearance: Find a way, no matter what, to have an ass like this girl.
Mature a bit: I know I bad mouthed Guitar Hero in the past, saying it was for children and pre-pubescent dick-wads, but Jesus Fuck, if this girl's playing, I'm in.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Fashion Tip #15

To this guy, there's something extremely sexy about women with a tattoo/tattoos. And I'm not talking about the little butterfly on her shoulder or the rose on her hip. I'm talking about ink that took more than 20 minutes to do. Sleeves. Entire backs. Rib cages. Sorry that I don't look for the little princess that your mommy wants you to marry.

Enjoy the pics

Cutie of the Week: 4

You may remember her from her role on The O.C. as Summer Roberts. If not, you may remember her from Chuck, Jumper or The Last Kiss. Or you may have no idea who she is. Which would be O.K. That just tells me that you're not as lazy as me and don't sit infront of your t.v. and/or computer all day long. The following beauty is Rachel Bilson.

Enjoy the pics.

Monday, February 23, 2009

Audrina Patridge

(sing the following phrase like you're Julie Andrews in the Sound of Music.)

The...hills are alive...with the sound of titties. They're hanging here and there all day long. What's gonna happen... if she slips that top off...Freddy's gonna sing another song.

Ohh...his mouth...will be full of Audrina Patridge titty....He'll suck...nibble and nuzzle all night long...Then in the morning...when she wakes...he'll be gone...out the door...she'll be alone.