Lingerie Footballer of the Month

As straight men, we are required by the laws of Man-Hood to love football, beer and women. And somebody has finally figured out the way to put all three together. So what if the lingerie football league will, most likely, vanish after this season has ended? Are you going to miss it? Didn't think so. However, I will miss keeping my eyes fixated on Los Angeles Temptation safety Sarah Frechette. According to the team web page, Sarah hasn't collected one single stat so far this year. But she will still make the All-Sexy Team. She is 26-years old and from Hopkinton, New Hampshire.

Enjoy the pics.

Have a happy Weekend with Olivia Munn

It's Friday. Yippe. The weekend is finally here. So what? If you were lucky enough to spend the weekend with Olivia Munn, you'd be damn happy the work week had ended too. I, however, have no such luck. Something to do with a court paper from Judge Somebody that dictates I need not be within 500 yards of her. Damn it.

She was born in Oklahoma on July 2, 1982 to a mother of Chinese ancestry and a mutt father (typical American). She received her BA in Journalism from theUniversity of Oklahoma and has worked as a sideline reporter covering college football and womens basketball. But she didn't like doing that and said, "I was trying to be something I wasn't, and that made me really uncomfortable on live TV."

She will, however, have a role in the upcoming Ironman 2 and is currently on the t.v. show "Greek". She has modeled for Nike, Pepsi and Neutrogena. She was the cover girl of the Fall 2006 edition of Foam magazine. In February 2007, she appeared as "Babe of the Month" in a non-nude pictorial in Playboy magazine and was featured as the cover girl for the July/August 2009 issue of Playboy. She is one of the few cover girls not to pose nude for the magazine.

All beside the point here, isn't it? Enjoy the pics.

Fashion Tip #33

I don't know what it is, but I find socks, especially a pair of over the knee or thigh high socks, completely crazy sexy. I don't care if you think that's weird. Who the fuck are you to judge me? These following ladies are wearing said socks. And I love 'em all for doing it.

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The Deadliest Catch

32-year old Sin City resident Jen Ashton is indeed one deadly looker. The kind of deadly that if she asked a guy, o.k. me, to step in front of a speeding bus driven by Sandra Bullock, he, I, would have no problem doing just that for the sexy as hell woman who asked. Known as JJ by friends, Monkey by her BF Joey and DJ PoopyPants by her son, yeah, her son, and photographer Corbin Wade as his Deadliest Catch, she is sure to impress with that beautiful body covered in the ink that it is.

Enough already.

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Audrina Patridge

(sing the following phrase like you're Julie Andrews in the Sound of Music.)

The...hills are alive...with the sound of titties. They're hanging here and there all day long. What's gonna happen... if she slips that top off...Freddy's gonna sing another song.

Ohh...his mouth...will be full of Audrina Patridge titty....He'll suck...nibble and nuzzle all night long...Then in the morning...when she wakes...he'll be gone...out the door...she'll be alone.