Like the past 10 years, I have once again waited until the last minute to decide what I will dress as for the giant Halloween party. If I were a female, I think that I wouldn't have had such a dilema with deciding what I wanted to dress as for the night. I could have been any of the following if I sat to pee:
But I don't sit to pee and need to put far too much thought into this one day event. But, I've finally got it. This year, I will be dressed as a Handbra. I just need to find a set of boobies to support. Have fun tonight. And remember to wrap it before you tap it.
(That just might be the stupidest thing I've ever written.)