You barked up the wrong tree, bud.

By the sounds of it, these folks are from the South. That, itself, isn't the funny part. What's funny is that Shirtless Douchebag (on the left) appears to be about 20-years old or so (notice the facial hair, well, atleast the attempt for facial hair) and the kid on the right, I think he states that he's 15. And SD is pissed becuase he feels that his girl has been cheating on him with the fella to the right and comes to finish the problem. But 15-year old fella, stands his own against the SD and re-writes SD plans. Actually, he just flat out Rocky Balboa's his ass.


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Almost, but not all the way there yet

For some time now, I've found a woman, not completely nude, is sexier than when she is without clothes. I don't say this because I dislike any female body part, but, when it's all not visible, it gets my mind working and makes me wonder exactly what it is I'm not seeing. Like the love of my life. When she would walk around with nothing but her underwear, and her black hair dangling over her shoulders, or in nothing but a pair of well fitting blue jeans or a white t-shirt and nothing else, fuck, a thousand horses couldn't have pulled me away from her. But that's beside the point.

Enjoy the pics

Sweet, Sweet Janine

Sexy 20-Something of the Week Delta White

Ladies and gentleman, boy and girls, I'd like for you all to meet the newest

Sexy 20-Something of the Week: Delta White.

Delta was born on New Years Eve 1981 (27) in some far and away part of Europe. It is said that she tends to come off shy and angelic during her scenes despite her plethora of tattoos and piercings. (I'm kinda killing three birds with this one, aren't I:

Sexy 20-Something of the Week, Shower Pic of the Week and Tattooed Women.)

Anywho, she is 5'1, 32F-26-32 and likes to take soapy bubble baths, wear thigh high socks, the electric guitar and smoking cigarettes, among other things.

Whatever, you're ready to check out her pics. Enjoy.

Vanessa Hudgens commentary, from a 10-year old

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So, you wanna be a cowboy do ya?

The Deadliest Catch

32-year old Sin City resident Jen Ashton is indeed one deadly looker. The kind of deadly that if she asked a guy, o.k. me, to step in front of a speeding bus driven by Sandra Bullock, he, I, would have no problem doing just that for the sexy as hell woman who asked. Known as JJ by friends, Monkey by her BF Joey and DJ PoopyPants by her son, yeah, her son, and photographer Corbin Wade as his Deadliest Catch, she is sure to impress with that beautiful body covered in the ink that it is.

Enough already.

Enjoy the pics.

Another ex-Mickey Mouser.

Eatin' for free

Somebody looks YUMMY again.

So, we've watched her come from her prepubescent years hanging out with fellow Mickey Mouser's to smokin'-crazy hot, to wife of a childhood friend, to divorcee, to wife of sorry excuse for a dancer, to knocked-up, to chubby, to divorcee again, to a little more than chubby, to bald (on her head), to insane asylum patient, to not so chubby, to naked-on-a-bench-in-a-locker room in her new video, to smokin'-crazy hot once again.

Thanx Brit for coming back.

Now, if we could get you to make out with, I don't know, Taylor Swift/Alicia Keys/Leona Lewis or somebody close to our age and not the retirement age (sorry Madge) it'd all be O.K.

Enjoy the pics.

Shower Pic of the Week: Part 7

I know her name is Carina, we're gonna re-name her Sexy Carina, that she likes showers and she's hot, other than that, you're on your own. Enjoy the pics.

There's Something About Reality T.V. Girls.

Some may know her. Others wont. But I'd like to say hello to Megan Hauserman. She look familiar? She was the winner of the third season of Beauty and the Geek. She was also on VH1's Rock of Love with Brett Michaels. But her t.v. credit list doesn't stop there. She too was on VH1's I Love Money, Rock of Love: Charm School and back in February, VH1 started the casting for Megan Wants a Millionaire. Megan is a graduate of University of Illinois at Chicago with a degree in accounting and was named Playboy's Cyber Girl of the Week in February 2006.

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Crush of the Month

Ms. Leighton Meester....you are my Crush of the Month and I'm pretty sure that I love you. Though you were born after my Chicago Bears won Super Bowl XX against the Patriots, I feel you are not too young for me as I officially announce my courtship for you. I understand you lived somewhat of a rough life growing up with both of your parents in prison for drug trafficking, but I promise you I will be on my best behavior to not be sent away for breaking the law. I also feel you deserve to be placed much higher than #12 on this years Maxim Hot 100 list. Perhaps even numero uno. So, if by any chance you come across this, or you work with the beautiful young woman, please find me. Somehow.

Enjoy the pics.