Shower Pic of the Week: Part 11

The Canadian hottie is Alyssa Reece. (Who said nothing good comes from our neighbors to the North?) She was born May 3, 1986 (23) in British Columbia, Vancouver. She stands at 5'4 and tips the scales at a buck-ten. She's got her belly button pierced, her numbers are 34B-25-34. She has green eyes, brown hair and wears a size seven and a half shoe. But who gives a flying fuck, right?

Enjoy the pics.

Cutie of the Week: Juliana Araujo

My Cutie of the Week:

Juliana Araujo.

What I like about you.

All my life, I've been around guys who have all said that the best things about women are their ta-ta's. Nevermind that these women may have higher levels of education than they hold. Or that they have more emotion/love toward something in the tips of their little toe than those guys have in their entire bodies. Don't get me wrong, I love ta-ta's as much as the guy next to me on the "L" does, but those body parts have never, nor will they ever, decide for me that the body that they are on will determine if I fall in love with the host or not. However, I do love the nipple; pierced or not. Not such a fan of the gi-normous nipple. But those cute little round ones that, if you suck on them, they might disappear. But I also like the nips that, when rock hard, be it from the cold weather of Chicago or excitement, seem like you can hang a heavy wool trench coat on them.

Enjoy the pics.

So dark...and worn...and faded.

Crush of the Month: Brianne

This is Brianne. If you look to the left, you'll see another pic of her at the pool. She was born June 22, 1984 (25) in Marshfield, MA. She graduated from UMass (Amherst) in 2006. She loves BBQ Chicken Potato Skins, drinking Coors Light, rooting on the Patriots and the Bruins and loves, LOVES, her adorable pooch Lily.

How do I know her? How kind of you to ask.

She and I used to write for a site that no longer exsists for some reason, something to do about money and blah, blah, blah. When Head of Fred started up, she wrote here as well, but I got a little carried away with the posting of scantly clad/semi-nude/bare-assed-nude women that she decided to stop. Can't say that I blame her. We keep in touch from time to time via the text message, but badly, I miss reading her words. Her story's made me feel that I wasn't the only person in the world that was having piles of cow shit tossed upon me. Her story's made me feel that something good was going to happen, eventually, for me.

Enjoy the pics, boys.

Boston got laid!!! The flower necklace, jack ass.

Boston posin' on the beach. (I didn't even know there were beaches on the East coast.)
Boston lookin' for trouble at a Bruins game.
Boston findin' it at the Bruins game.
Boston drinkin' at a Patriots game.
Boston showin' her appreciation for fans of the opposing team.
Boston with a friend and a green headed guy at a BoSox game.
Boston and Brandy, drinkin' at an event.
Boston and Carolyn relaxing at the beach.
Boston showin' her support for the troops.
Boston and Kate, 2 girls with 3 beers. You see why I'm crushin'?
Boston and Kiara representin' their Coors Light.
Boston and Heather Marie sharin' a straw.
Boston with the love of her life, Lily dog.
Boston and Carolyn, drinkin', in a kitchen, wearin' swimsuits?
Boston de-robbin' the poor girl who sat infront of her and blocked the Bruins game on t.v.
Boston and Carolyn, drinkin', on a bed, with what might be a dog.
Boston and Lynn, sharin' an ice cube?
Boston and Carolyn posin' for the camera.
Boston bein' made fun of by Carolyn and Allison for havin' weak bladder control.
Boston hoverin' over Lesley's head.
Boston smokin' a cigar at a party.
Boston, with Katrina and Keryn at the beach.
Boston might be an old skewl DJ.
Boston...LOVE this picture.
Boston showin' of her goods. Get your mind outta the gutter.
Boston at the beach.

Lingerie Footballer of the Month

As straight men, we are required by the laws of Man-Hood to love football, beer and women. And somebody has finally figured out the way to put all three together. So what if the lingerie football league will, most likely, vanish after this season has ended? Are you going to miss it? Didn't think so. However, I will miss keeping my eyes fixated on Los Angeles Temptation safety Sarah Frechette. According to the team web page, Sarah hasn't collected one single stat so far this year. But she will still make the All-Sexy Team. She is 26-years old and from Hopkinton, New Hampshire.

Enjoy the pics.

Sexy 20-Something of the Week: Monica Renee

This is Monica Renee. Her age is someplace in the early 20's, maybe 23 according a Myspace page that may or may not be hers. She is from San Diego, Los Angeles and The O.C., according to the same Myspace page. I really hate Myspace. Anyway, she's sexy as all hell, without a doubt. So shut your mouth, don't worry about knowing nothing about her and enjoy the damn pics.