THIS IS 7TH HEAVEN!!!

Saturday, October 31, 2009

I love you Jenna.

Born Jenna Marie Massoli on April 9, 1974, Jenna Jameson, as we all know her, is, like, the Oprah Fucking Winfrey of the adult entertainment industry. You know all about her so I fell a run down on her life is not needed. Now, I've always had a thing for Jenna, but I much more admire these following photos than the ones with her jamming vibrating toys, cucumbers or PVC pipe into the promised land we all know as her vagina.

Enjoy the pics.

Friday, October 30, 2009

My Halloween Costume!!!

Like the past 10 years, I have once again waited until the last minute to decide what I will dress as for the giant Halloween party. If I were a female, I think that I wouldn't have had such a dilema with deciding what I wanted to dress as for the night. I could have been any of the following if I sat to pee:






But I don't sit to pee and need to put far too much thought into this one day event. But, I've finally got it. This year, I will be dressed as a Handbra. I just need to find a set of boobies to support. Have fun tonight. And remember to wrap it before you tap it.
(That just might be the stupidest thing I've ever written.)

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Jessica Biel SEX!!!!

This is truly 7th Heaven!!!

Monday, October 26, 2009

Sexy 20-Something of the Week: Tori Black

Personally, I have a hard time believing that a 21-year old female is the appropriate age for me to date. Maybe because I'm 31? Or that every younger than myself female I've ever dated has ripped, torn and pissed all over the heart that I gave them. Anyway, this beauty just barley creeps on to the Sexy 20-Something of the Week list. She is Tori Black, born August 26, 1988 (21) on Bainbridge Island, Washington. She got into the industry in 2007 and has already appeared in more than 80 movies. She was also named the Penthouse Pet of the Month for December, 2008.

Enjoy the pics.


*p.s. if you want to see more of Tori, scroll down the page

Friday, October 23, 2009

Have a happy Weekend with Olivia Munn

It's Friday. Yippe. The weekend is finally here. So what? If you were lucky enough to spend the weekend with Olivia Munn, you'd be damn happy the work week had ended too. I, however, have no such luck. Something to do with a court paper from Judge Somebody that dictates I need not be within 500 yards of her. Damn it.

She was born in Oklahoma on July 2, 1982 to a mother of Chinese ancestry and a mutt father (typical American). She received her BA in Journalism from theUniversity of Oklahoma and has worked as a sideline reporter covering college football and womens basketball. But she didn't like doing that and said, "I was trying to be something I wasn't, and that made me really uncomfortable on live TV."

She will, however, have a role in the upcoming Ironman 2 and is currently on the t.v. show "Greek". She has modeled for Nike, Pepsi and Neutrogena. She was the cover girl of the Fall 2006 edition of Foam magazine. In February 2007, she appeared as "Babe of the Month" in a non-nude pictorial in Playboy magazine and was featured as the cover girl for the July/August 2009 issue of Playboy. She is one of the few cover girls not to pose nude for the magazine.

All beside the point here, isn't it? Enjoy the pics.


Friday, October 9, 2009

Shower Pic of the Week: Part 9

I have no idea who she is. I just know that it wasn't my bathtub she was enjoying. This is the Shower Pic of the Week: Part 9.


Thursday, October 1, 2009

Fashion Tip #33

I don't know what it is, but I find socks, especially a pair of over the knee or thigh high socks, completely crazy sexy. I don't care if you think that's weird. Who the fuck are you to judge me? These following ladies are wearing said socks. And I love 'em all for doing it.

Enjoy the pics.

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