What's in Megan Fox's mouth?

Only the luckiest things on Earth, that's what. You know, things like: her teeth (1), her tongue (2, 4, 5, 7), her thumb (3), miscellaneous (6, 8, 11) and food (9, 10). I'd like to be any of these things for one day, just one f-ing day.

Enjoy the pics.

She's got some nice teeth (1)

Wonder if she can touch her nose with that tongue? (2)Her thumb (3)
Getting closer to her nose (4)
Is she reaching for her ear? (5)
an ice cube (6)
Love them eyes (7)
uhh, probablly some oxygen in there (8)
what looks like a black cherry (9)
or two black cherries (10)
and another ice cube (11)

NSFW: Faked Photos of the Week

You need to realize these are all faked photo's  found by a cat who sent them to me today via email. One idea: Mr. Hefner, get on the phone with these ladies, like, yesterday.

Fake Jessica- Sure J.T. would have no prob with this. She ain't gonna be the good girl from 7th Heaven her whole life.

Fake Evangeline- It would be no problem at all being stuck on an island with her.
Fake Megan- Is she still with the DJ guy from the original 90210?  Fake Britney- After seeing her nude, ah, new video the other day, why the hell not, she's got the body back.

Fake Rachel- Her best friend from the O.C. is dead, Seth and Ryan might be sailing on a boat to Brokeback Mountain and she does need some new friends.