Crush of the Month: Brianne

This is Brianne. If you look to the left, you'll see another pic of her at the pool. She was born June 22, 1984 (25) in Marshfield, MA. She graduated from UMass (Amherst) in 2006. She loves BBQ Chicken Potato Skins, drinking Coors Light, rooting on the Patriots and the Bruins and loves, LOVES, her adorable pooch Lily.

How do I know her? How kind of you to ask.

She and I used to write for a site that no longer exsists for some reason, something to do about money and blah, blah, blah. When Head of Fred started up, she wrote here as well, but I got a little carried away with the posting of scantly clad/semi-nude/bare-assed-nude women that she decided to stop. Can't say that I blame her. We keep in touch from time to time via the text message, but badly, I miss reading her words. Her story's made me feel that I wasn't the only person in the world that was having piles of cow shit tossed upon me. Her story's made me feel that something good was going to happen, eventually, for me.

Enjoy the pics, boys.

Boston got laid!!! The flower necklace, jack ass.

Boston posin' on the beach. (I didn't even know there were beaches on the East coast.)
Boston lookin' for trouble at a Bruins game.
Boston findin' it at the Bruins game.
Boston drinkin' at a Patriots game.
Boston showin' her appreciation for fans of the opposing team.
Boston with a friend and a green headed guy at a BoSox game.
Boston and Brandy, drinkin' at an event.
Boston and Carolyn relaxing at the beach.
Boston showin' her support for the troops.
Boston and Kate, 2 girls with 3 beers. You see why I'm crushin'?
Boston and Kiara representin' their Coors Light.
Boston and Heather Marie sharin' a straw.
Boston with the love of her life, Lily dog.
Boston and Carolyn, drinkin', in a kitchen, wearin' swimsuits?
Boston de-robbin' the poor girl who sat infront of her and blocked the Bruins game on t.v.
Boston and Carolyn, drinkin', on a bed, with what might be a dog.
Boston and Lynn, sharin' an ice cube?
Boston and Carolyn posin' for the camera.
Boston bein' made fun of by Carolyn and Allison for havin' weak bladder control.
Boston hoverin' over Lesley's head.
Boston smokin' a cigar at a party.
Boston, with Katrina and Keryn at the beach.
Boston might be an old skewl DJ.
Boston...LOVE this picture.
Boston showin' of her goods. Get your mind outta the gutter.
Boston at the beach.

Crush of the Month

Ms. Leighton Meester....you are my Crush of the Month and I'm pretty sure that I love you. Though you were born after my Chicago Bears won Super Bowl XX against the Patriots, I feel you are not too young for me as I officially announce my courtship for you. I understand you lived somewhat of a rough life growing up with both of your parents in prison for drug trafficking, but I promise you I will be on my best behavior to not be sent away for breaking the law. I also feel you deserve to be placed much higher than #12 on this years Maxim Hot 100 list. Perhaps even numero uno. So, if by any chance you come across this, or you work with the beautiful young woman, please find me. Somehow.

Enjoy the pics.

Crush of the Month

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Crush of the Month

So what that it's the middle of February and I am just now declaring my Crush of the Month. I'm not sure I even declared who my Crush of the Month was the last couple of months, so leave me alone. Anyway, my crush this month is Jodie Marsh.

Enjoy the pics.

Jodie was born December 23, 1978 (30) in Brentwood, Essex, England.

Being the bad ass that she is, when she was a young girl, she had her nose mangled in a hockey game. And because of this accident, she was the target of kids who, at the time, must not have hit puberty yet because they told her that she was ugly. This treatment caused her to consider suicide. And even if you didn't have surgery to fix it at 15, there would be no reason to worry Ms. Marsh, you'd still look beautiful.

She is a glamour model and t.v. personality. And she's been on way too many t.v. shows to list on the blog.

O.K., maybe just one. She was on Celebrity Big Brother in the UK. She clashed with Pete Burns, Michael Barrymore and George Galloway because they tired of her discussing her sexual experiences.

She used to write a column for the celeb gossip rag Sneak until it closed up shop in '06. She was also sex expert for Zoo Magazine, writing directly for men and giving them ideas and advice.