Fashion Tip # Something or Another

The first time a woman dressed in lingerie for me to see, she wore an all white number; white corset, white panties, white garter belt, white stockings. It was the night we both lost our virginity. Since that night, the only other woman I've actually loved since the girl who wore the white get-up for me, has outdone the outhfit. (F.Y.I., she wore a black corset and was a thousand times sexier than the other gal.) Maybe because this time I actually knew what love was? Or I knew she was wearing the all black outfit because she knew what she needed to do when we were together? Anyway, enough about me...there's something kinda hot about a sexy lady wearing red, with one piece not matching the other. Makes it seems a lil more dirty to me for some reason. On with the show.

Enjoy the pics.

Fashion Tip #33

I don't know what it is, but I find socks, especially a pair of over the knee or thigh high socks, completely crazy sexy. I don't care if you think that's weird. Who the fuck are you to judge me? These following ladies are wearing said socks. And I love 'em all for doing it.

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Fashion Tip #32

I find it funny when women of all ages, races and sexual agendas think that they don't look good unless they are wearing a pound of make up, that fancy designer dress and have spent two and a half hours plus $175 to get their hair did. I really don't think this is necessary to be a beautiful woman. Take Nicole here, we'll call her Sexy Nicole, she doesn't appear to be wearing much makeup, if any. Her hair looks like she just rolled out of bed. And she's wearing a pair of hip hugging blue jeans that make her bottom look amazing. Enjoy the pics.

Fashion Tip #27

Have your honey wear a pair of these to bed this weekend, you'll thank me for it.

Fashion Tip #16-26

Today, it's been decided that since the winter months are starting to draw to an end and summer is only a dry keg or two away, we'll start increasing the number of Fashion Tips given. Please be sure to follow at least one of the following.

(I'm pretty sure you all will know which one I'm talking about.)

Dress to Impress: Have an outfit like this and being able to wear it like this girl, would rake in some serious cool kid points.

Physical Appearance: Find a way, no matter what, to have an ass like this girl.

Mature a bit: I know I bad mouthed Guitar Hero in the past, saying it was for children and pre-pubescent dick-wads, but Jesus Fuck, if this girl's playing, I'm in.

Fashion Tip #15

To this guy, there's something extremely sexy about women with a tattoo/tattoos. And I'm not talking about the little butterfly on her shoulder or the rose on her hip. I'm talking about ink that took more than 20 minutes to do. Sleeves. Entire backs. Rib cages. Sorry that I don't look for the little princess that your mommy wants you to marry.

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Fashion Tip #11

Granny panties are so 1993. If you own them, toss them in the trash. Buy a pair of thongs. Or at least a pair of little boy shorts. Please.

Fashion Tip #6

Alway be sure to be comfortable when choosing your clothes.