Sexy 20-Something of the Week: Ashley Greene

So, she's a vampire. So what? Does that make her any less sexy? Didn't think so. This 22-year old beauty is Ms. Ashley Greene, or as so many people know her, Alice Cullen. (If you're one of the seven people of the world who doesn't know who Alice Cullen is, she is the sister of Edward Cullen, Rob Pattinson's portrayal of a vampire in the mega hit Twilight supernova.) In Jacksonville, Florida on February 21, 1987 her momma brought her into the world for us to someday enjoy. Last August, a certain number of pictures of Ashley surfaced on the web of her without the clothing. Anyway, enjoy the pics.

Sexy 30-Something of the Week: Jurgita Valts

Boys and girls, this is Jurgita Valts, born December 26, 1979 in Lithuania but grew up in Philly. She's 5'4, weighs a buck five and has the measurements of 34C-23-34. She was named Playboys Cyber Girl of the Month for July, 2006. Other than that, I know nothing about her and couldn't find a damn thing. Sorry. Enjoy the pics.

My Most Desired Women of 2010.

As you know, askmen.com recently named their 99 Most Desirable Women for 2010. How they decide who it is that ends up on this list of theirs is unclear to me, but for the most part, they do a pretty nice job. But today, January 21, I'm gonna have a look at their collaboration for the first time and do me own. In no particular order, (except for the first two beautiful woman) these are

My Most Desired Women of 2010.

Off we go.

Oznur Asrav

Vanda Hadarean

Cheryl Cole

Padma Lakshmi

Paz Vega

Kourtney Kardashain

Megan Gale

Sophie Monk

Juliane Raschke Eva Mendes

Blake Lively

Kayleigh Pearson

Diora Baird

Arianny Celeste

Sexy 20-Something of the Week: Cody Love

Born in Bradenton, Florida twenty-four years ago, this is Cody Love. Cody is 5'7, weighs a buck-twenty and has 34 C boobies. Her favorite t.v. show is Family Guy and her bestest bestest movie to view is Braveheart. If Cody was sentenced to death for, I don't know, looking to sexy in Church on Sunday, her last meal would consist of mashed potatoes and pizza. (You ever put mashed potatoes on pizza? Didn't think so.) She has green eyes and believes in changing up her favorite sexual position. Last month, December 2009, she was the Twisty's Treat of the Month.

You know the drill, enjoy the pics.

Sexy 20-Something of the Week: Dakoda Brookes

This, boys and girls, is Dakoda Brookes. She's been perfecting that body of hers since she was born on November 9, 1988 (21) in the Dirty South town of Anniston, Alabama. She stands 5'3 and has a 32-24-34 frame. (Still have no clue what those numbers mean.) She got into the industry in 2007 when she discovered that her fiance at the time cheated on her. To pay the trolling douche bag back, she contacted a cat in Florida and was on the next plane to The Retirement State to perform a BJ scene with the guy. After the film came out, and the douche bag viewed it, he tried to reconcile with her. But, like most idiots who treat their women like shit, he kept up his ways and starting hitting her. She left him again and went full force into the adult entertainment industry. She was on the cover of the May '08 Hustler and was the main attraction of an article in the same magazine in July '08.

You know the drill....enjoy the pics.