Top Ten Reasons to Watch Hockey

Hockey. A sport that I grew up not playing or watching on t.v. I never learned to skate, so never had interest in the game. But all of a sudden, the commissioner or the president or the cat who runs union meetings for the Zamboni drivers decided to throw some pretty attractive females on the ice to clean up the slush, excite the fans or just to get more people to watch the game that has had a declining number of fans for as long as I can remember. Whatever the true reason was for introducing these beauties to the game, from all of us here at Head of Fred, thank you sir, thank you. The top Ten Reason I watch Hockey.

10. Stacy-Ducks Power Player

This 21-year old, rookie ice girl is a Liberal Studies student at CSU-LB. She wants to become an elementary school teacher and loves Italian food. She loves her bunny named Oreo, her dog Roxy and her favorite part about hockey is, "The fights!!!"

9. Rebecca-Bruins Ice Girl

This lover of Buckcherry's "Crazybitch", the T.V. show "Army Wives" and The Incredible Hulk graduated with her Bachelor degree from Suffolk University after studying only two years. When Hollywood finally decides to make a movie about her life, she hopes the role goes to Reese Witherspoon.

8. Kristy-Islanders Ice Girl

A rookie ice girl from Melville, New York. If you think she's good looking, which you should, write a letter to her parents that thanks them because they made two, Kristy has a twin sister that "is so different, but so similar at the same time" with her. Whatever, I'd be happy with just one of you.

7. Denise-Predators Ice Girl

The 5'4 beauty loves Callie and Roxi, her kitty cat's, and music...."except for screamo-heavy metal....not a fan." She is a self classified sarcastic and loves thunderstorms, watching football, family and friends.

6. Lauren-Predators Ice Girl

The 5'2, MTSU electronic media management student watches Sportscenter, has no pets and hosts her own radio show in Murfeesboro. She is a sorority sister and, in her opinion, the best phrase that describes her is, "That girl." As in, "Wouldn't you like to play ice hockey with that girl?"

5. Brittany-Ducks Power Player

This 21-year old Red Hot Chili Peppers fan is the proud owner of "one adorable wiener dog and 2 Himalayan cats." When she isn't shoe shopping, scuba diving or spending time with friends/family, she enjoys eating sushi, drinking Starbucks and dancing. Perhaps she doesn't wear socks because she knows she'll rock 'em off while dancing with her friends. (A shout out for you Hot Rod.) This is her rookie season as a Power Player.

4. Stephanie-Predators Ice Girl

The dancer from Mt. Juliet, Tenn. loves her puppy Tinker, Desperate Housewives and....Yanni? What the? Who really admits to liking Yanni? She likes to spend her free time with family and friends, working out or shopping.

3. Renee-Predators Ice Girl

Sure, the dancing crew for the Predators are dominate on this list and they don't actually wear do it all for their team without skates on, but they're still dancin' on ice. I can't even stand on ice without busting a femur or my pelvis. (Shout out #2 for the old guy jokes Hot Rod.) Anywho, this 5'4 beauty hails from Greenville, S.C. and is a full time Pilates instructor. She used to be a professional ballroom dancer and enjoys scrap booking, playing cards and hiking.

2. Kacey-Predators Ice Girl

She comes from Kentucky and studies fashion design. She is the savior of Timmy and Bella, two cats that she rescued. She plays guitar, piano and the Chicago Cubs are her favorite baseball team. Kacey, you're more than welcome to move to Chicago, be an ice girl for the Hawks and come bleed Cubbie Blue with me this summer. No?

1. Jenna- Blackhwaks Ice Girl

This 22-year old, "fun, caring and sassy" (according to her, the three attributes that best describe her) ex-college rugby player was born and raised in The Chi. This is her rookie season as an ice crew member. And is welcome to help make Kacey feel comfortable with her future squad and sit right along with us this Summer drinkin' Old Style's and eating dogs inside the Friendly Confines of Wrigley Field.